मजा ले हमारे लेटेस्ट Aur Batao Jokes का और अपने दोस्तों के साथ भी शेयर करें।
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Friend1: Aur batao, dost, tumhara dimaag bhi 4G hai kya? Friend2: Kyu? Friend1: Kyunki tumhari baaton ki speed toh kamaal ki hai! Friend1: Aur batao, dost, tumhara sense of humor bhi hindi filmo ki tarah hi hai kya? Friend2: Kyu? Friend!: Sirf overacting hi karoge ya kabhi kuch sachchai bhi bataoge? Friend1: Aur batao, dost, ek baat puchu? Friend1: Pucho. Friend2: Agar dosti ka license hota, toh tumhara kaunsa level ka hota? Temporary, Permanent ya Lifetime? Boy: Tumhe shaadi karne ka kya sochna hai? Girl: Abhi toh main bachchi hoon, shaadi kaun karna chahega mere saath? Boy: Main. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Kyunki main tumhe apni umar se jyada pyaar karta hoon. Friend: Aur batao, aaj kya karne ka plan hai? Me: Ladki patane ka. Friend: Kaisi ladki? Me: Koi bhi chalegi, bas insaan hona chahiye. Boss: Aur batao, tumhara kaam kaisa chal raha hai? Employee: Sir, kaam toh chal raha hai, magar salary kab badhegi? Friend: Aur batao, tumhari love life kaisi chal rahi hai? Me: Sab theek hai, sirf wohi missing hai jiske saath main love life jeeyun. Interviewer: Aur batao, aapne apne previous company mein kya kiya tha? Candidate: Sir, sab kuch kiya hai, chai banayi hai, photo copy kiya hai, aur kabhi kabhi kaam bhi kiya hai. Girl: Tumhari koi achi adat hai? Boy: Haan, mai toh roz subah apne sar ko kisi na kisi mandir ke dwar pe thok deta hu. Ladki: Aur batao, tumhara favorite color kya hai? Ladka: Wahi hai jo dhobi ke kapde wash karne ke baad rehta hai. Ladki: Tumhein apni zindagi mein kya sabse zyada pasand hai? Ladka: Tumhari smile. Ladki: Tumne kabhi kisi se pyaar kiya hai? Ladka: Haan, apni bike se. Ladki: Tumne kabhi shopping ki hai? Ladka: Haan, bike ke liye petrol pump par. Ladki: Tumhara favorite song kaun sa hai? Ladka: Woh jo tum gaati ho. Ladki: Tumhara favorite festival kaunsa hai? Ladka: Woh jo tumhare saath manau. Ladki: Tumhe kya chahiye - pyar ya paisa? Ladka: Paisa nahi toh pyar se hi kaam chala loonga. Ladki: Tumhein kis cheez mein sabse zyada interest hai? Ladka: Free WiFi ke passwords milne mein. Ladki: Tumhein kya karna pasand hai in your free time? Ladka: Phone ki battery charge karna. Girl: Tumhare pasand ke gane kaunse hai? Boy: Mere bas ki baat nahi hai, mere ek dost ke pasand ke gane mere pasand ke gane ban jaate hain. Girl: Tum kis tarah ke books padhte ho? Boy: Main toh bas woh books padhta hoon jinka movie release ho chuka hai. Girl: Tumhara koi secret talent hai? Boy: Haan, main apne kapde khud press karta hoon, main iron man hun. Girl: Tumhein kisi ne propose kiya hai? Boy: Haan, ek ladki ne propose kiya tha, magar uske dadagiri dekh kar maine use reject kar diya. Girl: Tumhare liye meri taraf se ek special gift hai, guess karo kya hai? Boy: Umm...bina guess kiye bata do, mere jaise intelligent log ko guess karna nahi aata. Ladki: Tum kya sabse zyada like karte ho mere mein? Ladka: Tumhare chehre ke chidchidapan ko. Ladki: Tumhara favourite book kaunsi hai? Ladka: Tumhari diary, jisme tum meri baatein likhti ho. Ladki: Tumhe sabse zyada kaunsa color pasand hai? Ladka: Tumhara chehra jab tum sharmaati ho, uska color. Ladki: Tumhe meri qualities kya-kya pasand hai? Ladka: Tumhari sabse badi quality hai, ki tum meri ho! Girl: Tumhari age kya hai? Boy: Puraani hai, jaise ki Akbar ka zamana. Girl: Tumhara favourite sport kaunsa hai? Boy: Wohi jismein ladkiyan bhi khel sakti hai, jaise ki carrom ya ludo.
अगर आप अपना कोई Aur Batao Joke शेयर करना चाहते हैं तो हमें भेजें। भेजने के लिए यहाँ क्लिक करें। हमें सोशल मीडिया पे फॉलो करना ना भूलें।